Cliff Carrigan

Locustware Software Co.

I am currently in my 21st year of being a full time internet marketer - Yeah, that's how I roll!

Be sure to take a look at the video above - Although is it only a very small glimps of the big picture, it will at least show you what my mailings bring me on average.

No. Only the lucky ones get an email sent for $3,500, everyone else pays more for me to send out that email.
Because I am an actual professional marketer. My lists are made up of buyers. When I mail my list an affiliate product for example, I get multiple sales 100% of the time, and often win affiliate contests. So, when you want to walk a mile in my shoes, you have to pay for socks.
None. Not a single one other than that I guarantee I'll do the scheduled mailing.
I have no way to guarantee you results because I have no idea how your offer is going to convert.
Actually, yes. I will.

Now, I'm not saying you're going to be profitable because there is no way for me to see into the future, however, I assure you that if you hand me an email to send out and I see that the sales letter or product is crap, then I will not mail for you and risk damaging my good name.

So, that makes you a winner by default! I prevented you from promoting an offer that no one would have been likely to buy.
[If] I reject sending your offer [then] I will refund you.

[If] I send your offer, [then] there is no refund under any circumstances.

[If] you booked a mailing but change your mind before mailing date [then] I will refund 60% of your money and keep the remaining 40% as cancelation fee.
Absolutely. In fact, if you have a list of your own and you also use my mailing for your affiliate link, you might win a contest here and there. - It is farily common that I win contests when I do a mailing, so although I can't guarantee you will win, or even make a single sale, it certainly wouldn't be uncommon to win or place high.
I have absolutely no idea.

I'm not selling clicks. I'm mailing your offer to my list. - [IF] I mail for you, [THEN] you are extremely likely to get sales since I will not promote junk/crap/trash and my list knows that.
No, but I might modify the one you submit.

You have to provide an email for me to send, but I may modify that email to reflect "my voice" before I send it because obviously I know my list better than you do and want to make sure you get the best out of your purchase.
Anywhere from 0 to 150

Again, I can't guess at this sort of thing - it all comes down to how good the sales letter is and how much demand for the product there is.

Example- I once created an FTP program/software for newbies... I knew it would solve a huge problem in my niche for inexperienced users... But, when the smoke cleared, I think I made a grand total of around $700 on that launch.... It didn't matter that I thought it was a great tool for people to have, they just didnt want it.

Example 2: I once whipped up a little software program and entire sales funnel in about 72 hours total (that is crazy fast). I just wanted to toss something decent together so that I could buy a couple of new tires for my tractor. - That launch did around $100,000 in sales in it;s first 24 hours.

Get me?.... I cant even know on my own product launches how much money or how many sales I might make, so I certainly can't guess at yours.
Asking me how big my list is is like asking me to show you my paypal balance or my underwear drawer. Not going to happen.

My list is big enough that I haven't needed a job in over 20 years. My list is big enough that my spouse has never needed a job, my list is big enough that my kids (all grown now) always had the best of everything, my list is big enough that I could comfortably afford to be a full time world traveler, my list is big enough that I can live the lifestyle I choose to live.
No you cannot in general, however I will consider remailing non-opens on the day after your initial email for a slightly discounted price, but will not allow you to book that in advance because you need to actually see the conversion results of the primary mailing before you book a next-day follow-up email.
Sure you can - But the same rules will apply... I will look at your email and product prior to mailing so that my list does not get hammered with junk.
Sort of. When I send an email for you, you're going to know it.
No, Not even a consideration. 
I'll take the responsibility of mailing to a list that I know buys - It is up to you and your offer to convert them, not me.
No, the price is already discounted by default.
My list is in a state of perpetual refresh... Meaning, I get new subscribers every single day of the week. It never stops so my list is always growing.
No. In fact I have mailed my list on average twice per week for enough years that I can't even remember when I started doing it that way, and I only allow 2 bookings/mailings per week to my list... So from my subscribers perspective, nothing has changed, nothing is any different than it has ever been.
Contact me directly via email: cliff@cliffcarrigan.com or directly via skype: cliffcarrigan to send me a copy of the email you want delivered, plus a link to your sales page. I may ask for a link to your product, so be prepared for that, but no need to send it unless I ask.

You also need to send a message through this system that indicates that you have read my entire faq section and fully understand/agree.

Cliff Carrigan

Locustware Software Co.

About Me

I am currently in my 21st year of being a full time internet marketer - Yeah, that's how I roll!

Be sure to take a look at the video above - Although is it only a very small glimps of the big picture, it will at least show you what my mailings bring me on average.

Products & Services

FAQ

No. Only the lucky ones get an email sent for $3,500, everyone else pays more for me to send out that email.
Because I am an actual professional marketer. My lists are made up of buyers. When I mail my list an affiliate product for example, I get multiple sales 100% of the time, and often win affiliate contests. So, when you want to walk a mile in my shoes, you have to pay for socks.
None. Not a single one other than that I guarantee I'll do the scheduled mailing.
I have no way to guarantee you results because I have no idea how your offer is going to convert.
Actually, yes. I will.

Now, I'm not saying you're going to be profitable because there is no way for me to see into the future, however, I assure you that if you hand me an email to send out and I see that the sales letter or product is crap, then I will not mail for you and risk damaging my good name.

So, that makes you a winner by default! I prevented you from promoting an offer that no one would have been likely to buy.
[If] I reject sending your offer [then] I will refund you.

[If] I send your offer, [then] there is no refund under any circumstances.

[If] you booked a mailing but change your mind before mailing date [then] I will refund 60% of your money and keep the remaining 40% as cancelation fee.
Absolutely. In fact, if you have a list of your own and you also use my mailing for your affiliate link, you might win a contest here and there. - It is farily common that I win contests when I do a mailing, so although I can't guarantee you will win, or even make a single sale, it certainly wouldn't be uncommon to win or place high.
I have absolutely no idea.

I'm not selling clicks. I'm mailing your offer to my list. - [IF] I mail for you, [THEN] you are extremely likely to get sales since I will not promote junk/crap/trash and my list knows that.
No, but I might modify the one you submit.

You have to provide an email for me to send, but I may modify that email to reflect "my voice" before I send it because obviously I know my list better than you do and want to make sure you get the best out of your purchase.
Anywhere from 0 to 150

Again, I can't guess at this sort of thing - it all comes down to how good the sales letter is and how much demand for the product there is.

Example- I once created an FTP program/software for newbies... I knew it would solve a huge problem in my niche for inexperienced users... But, when the smoke cleared, I think I made a grand total of around $700 on that launch.... It didn't matter that I thought it was a great tool for people to have, they just didnt want it.

Example 2: I once whipped up a little software program and entire sales funnel in about 72 hours total (that is crazy fast). I just wanted to toss something decent together so that I could buy a couple of new tires for my tractor. - That launch did around $100,000 in sales in it;s first 24 hours.

Get me?.... I cant even know on my own product launches how much money or how many sales I might make, so I certainly can't guess at yours.
Asking me how big my list is is like asking me to show you my paypal balance or my underwear drawer. Not going to happen.

My list is big enough that I haven't needed a job in over 20 years. My list is big enough that my spouse has never needed a job, my list is big enough that my kids (all grown now) always had the best of everything, my list is big enough that I could comfortably afford to be a full time world traveler, my list is big enough that I can live the lifestyle I choose to live.
No you cannot in general, however I will consider remailing non-opens on the day after your initial email for a slightly discounted price, but will not allow you to book that in advance because you need to actually see the conversion results of the primary mailing before you book a next-day follow-up email.
Sure you can - But the same rules will apply... I will look at your email and product prior to mailing so that my list does not get hammered with junk.
Sort of. When I send an email for you, you're going to know it.
No, Not even a consideration. 
I'll take the responsibility of mailing to a list that I know buys - It is up to you and your offer to convert them, not me.
No, the price is already discounted by default.
My list is in a state of perpetual refresh... Meaning, I get new subscribers every single day of the week. It never stops so my list is always growing.
No. In fact I have mailed my list on average twice per week for enough years that I can't even remember when I started doing it that way, and I only allow 2 bookings/mailings per week to my list... So from my subscribers perspective, nothing has changed, nothing is any different than it has ever been.
Contact me directly via email: cliff@cliffcarrigan.com or directly via skype: cliffcarrigan to send me a copy of the email you want delivered, plus a link to your sales page. I may ask for a link to your product, so be prepared for that, but no need to send it unless I ask.

You also need to send a message through this system that indicates that you have read my entire faq section and fully understand/agree.